{"id":199,"date":"2004-09-12T08:18:03","date_gmt":"2004-09-12T08:18:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=199"},"modified":"2006-02-13T00:57:35","modified_gmt":"2006-02-13T07:57:35","slug":"useless-headline-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=199","title":{"rendered":"Useless headline of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dolphin&#8217;s quarterback Jay Fiedler was benched at half-time in Saturday&#8217;s game against the Titans.<\/p>\n<p>An AP headline tells us &#8220;<em>Dolphins&#8217; Fiedler Not Happy About Benching<\/em>.&#8221; AP must have Captain Obvious writing headlines.<\/p>\n<p>When in the history of sports has a player ever said, &#8220;I&#8217;m happy the coach benched me. Did you see how bad I was playing? I was just about to ask him to bench me when he gave me the news. Hopefully, I&#8217;ll be sitting the bench next week too.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dolphin&#8217;s quarterback Jay Fiedler was benched at half-time in Saturday&#8217;s game against the Titans. An AP headline tells us &#8220;Dolphins&#8217; Fiedler Not Happy About Benching.&#8221; AP must have Captain Obvious writing headlines. When in the history of sports has a player ever said, &#8220;I&#8217;m happy the coach benched me. Did you see how bad I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=199\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Useless headline of the day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media-matters","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}