{"id":404,"date":"2005-12-28T12:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-28T19:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=404"},"modified":"2006-02-11T17:29:06","modified_gmt":"2006-02-12T00:29:06","slug":"at-least-they-werent-criminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=404","title":{"rendered":"At least they weren&#8217;t criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Susanne Ostraff was taken hostage in Iraq by terrorists. The German government paid a ransom to free her. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michellemalkin.com\/mt\/oct05-tb.cgi\/3509\">Her take on her captors<\/a>? &#8220;I was so happy to know that I had not fallen into the hands of criminals,&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So let&#8217;s get this right. She thinks the goons who kidnapped her aren&#8217;t criminals. Okaaayyy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Susanne Ostraff was taken hostage in Iraq by terrorists. The German government paid a ransom to free her. Her take on her captors? &#8220;I was so happy to know that I had not fallen into the hands of criminals,&#8221; So let&#8217;s get this right. She thinks the goons who kidnapped her aren&#8217;t criminals. Okaaayyy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}