{"id":466,"date":"2006-05-23T23:45:07","date_gmt":"2006-05-24T06:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=466"},"modified":"2006-06-01T22:58:44","modified_gmt":"2006-06-02T05:58:44","slug":"nfl-commissioner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=466","title":{"rendered":"NFL Commissioner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The NFL has &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20060524\/ap_on_sp_fo_ne\/fbn_nfl_commissioner_3\">stepped up<\/a>&#8221; its search for a commissioner to replace Paul Tagliabue.<\/p>\n<p>Let me take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for NFL Commissioner. If offered the position I will make a few changes:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>The Denver Broncos will be allowed to use 12 players on the field.<\/li>\n<li>Dallas Cowboy uniforms will include a tutu.<\/li>\n<li>Any player who fails a drug test will immediately be given the offer of a contract extension with the Oakland Raiders. (In practice this already happens but I&#8217;ll just make it official).<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Commissioner Jason. I like the sound of that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The NFL has &#8220;stepped up&#8221; its search for a commissioner to replace Paul Tagliabue. Let me take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for NFL Commissioner. If offered the position I will make a few changes: The Denver Broncos will be allowed to use 12 players on the field. Dallas Cowboy uniforms will include a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=466\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;NFL Commissioner&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}