{"id":608,"date":"2008-03-04T07:01:45","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T14:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"1142954654"},"modified":"2008-03-04T09:59:58","modified_gmt":"2008-03-04T16:59:58","slug":"band-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=608","title":{"rendered":"Band names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I decided that when I form a rock band, I need a good band name. I was at the store when I made this conclusion. Here are my rock band names inspired by retail shopping:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Cancel for Credit<\/li>\n<li>Special at the Deli <\/li>\n<li>BOGO<\/li>\n<li>Bakery Fresh (for my Barry Manilow cover band)<\/li>\n<li>Cleanup On Aisle 4 (for a quartet &#8211; change to Aisle 3 for a trio, etc &#8211; clever huh?)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decided that when I form a rock band, I need a good band name. I was at the store when I made this conclusion. Here are my rock band names inspired by retail shopping: Cancel for Credit Special at the Deli BOGO Bakery Fresh (for my Barry Manilow cover band) Cleanup On Aisle 4 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=608\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Band names&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-artsy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}