{"id":1178,"date":"2011-07-15T10:44:07","date_gmt":"2011-07-15T16:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=1178"},"modified":"2011-07-15T10:46:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-15T16:46:00","slug":"ripped-from-the-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=1178","title":{"rendered":"Ripped from the headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.cbslocal.com\/2011\/07\/05\/new-yorkers-told-to-beware-of-giant-plant-which-could-cause-blisters-blindness\/\">Headline:<\/a> NY DEC Warns That Giant Hogweed Plant Could Cause Blisters, Blindness. <\/p>\n<p>Coming soon, the movie: <strong>The Planteriminator<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Synopsis: &#8220;Parks and Recreation maintenance worker, Howard Moore, is an everyday guy, until one day at work he comes across a GIANT HOGWEED. With nothing but a weed puller, a bottle of Roundup, and he wits, he now battles in apocalyptic Central Park to save himself, his coworkers, and&#8230;.THE WORLD!&#8221; (Dum, dah, DAH).<\/p>\n<p>(Hat tip <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jimmyakin.org\/2011\/07\/new-yorkers-told-to-beware-of-giant-plant-which-could-cause-blisters-blindness.html\">Jimmy Akin<\/a> for the news and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madpoetfiles.com\/\">Zach Ricks<\/a> for the movie title.) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: NY DEC Warns That Giant Hogweed Plant Could Cause Blisters, Blindness. Coming soon, the movie: The Planteriminator Synopsis: &#8220;Parks and Recreation maintenance worker, Howard Moore, is an everyday guy, until one day at work he comes across a GIANT HOGWEED. With nothing but a weed puller, a bottle of Roundup, and he wits, he &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=1178\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ripped from the headlines&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-artsy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1178"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}