{"id":1260,"date":"2012-05-30T08:41:11","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T14:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2012-05-30T08:41:11","modified_gmt":"2012-05-30T14:41:11","slug":"i-think-i-just-threw-up-on-my-mouth-a-little","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=1260","title":{"rendered":"I think I just threw up on my mouth a little"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taco Bell is coming out with a new breakfast drink, <a href=\"http:\/\/consumerist.com\/2012\/05\/taco-bell-where-mountain-dew-am-is-a-breakfast-drink.html\">Mountain Dew A.M.<\/a>, made up of Mountain Dew and orange juice. <\/p>\n<p>My favorite drink was Mountain Dew until I reached my late 20s when I had to stop drinking caffeine. Even animals like it. When I was a teenager, I had a cat that liked Mountain Dew. She would drink it out of my glass if I didn&#8217;t keep an eye on her. <\/p>\n<p>The only problems with the Dew, as the Consumerist points out, is that it doesn&#8217;t make for a good mixer (much like Kool-Aid, which I found out during unfortunate night of running out of Coke with some Johnny Walker Red left in the bottle. Bad, bad night. Even worse following day). <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, Mountain Dew fans are hard core. They&#8217;ll give anything with Mountain Dew a try. Maybe it works, but I wouldn&#8217;t get my hopes up. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taco Bell is coming out with a new breakfast drink, Mountain Dew A.M., made up of Mountain Dew and orange juice. My favorite drink was Mountain Dew until I reached my late 20s when I had to stop drinking caffeine. Even animals like it. When I was a teenager, I had a cat that liked &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=1260\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I think I just threw up on my mouth a little&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}