{"id":1286,"date":"2013-10-16T09:08:23","date_gmt":"2013-10-16T15:08:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=1286"},"modified":"2013-10-16T09:08:23","modified_gmt":"2013-10-16T15:08:23","slug":"usps-model-of-efficiency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=1286","title":{"rendered":"USPS: model of efficiency"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Saturday I had to send a package that needed to get there by Monday. Unluckily for me, Monday was Columbus day and the U.S. Post Offices were closed. No deliveries. But the clerk told me I could get a Monday &#8220;holiday&#8221; delivery by 3:00 pm. I took it. Well, the package didn&#8217;t get there. <\/p>\n<p>So yesterday I took the receipt to the post office to get a refund. She went into the back to confirm the package was late. She came back and said she would be glad to give me a refund but I needed the copy of the shipping label. This was strange because she had a receipt with the tracking number, shipping date, and delivery guarantee, but that didn&#8217;t matter. She need the shipping label that contained all the same information. Sigh. <\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, I had the shipping label in the car. I went out to the car and came back with the label. Of course there were a couple people in front of me in line by the time I got back. I eventually ended up back with the same clerk. At least I didn&#8217;t have to explain the whole story to someone else. The shipping label satisfied her and she started the process for the refund. <\/p>\n<p>This is where it gets funny. She had me fill out a refund form. While I was doing that, the clerk told me that because of the amount of the refund, she had to pay me with a money order. Annoying, but I realized she didn&#8217;t make the rules. No use yelling at her for it. <\/p>\n<p>She then used the form I filled out to complete the money order. She had to write my name, address, reason for the money order, and then run it through a printer to fill in the amount. <\/p>\n<p>As she is doing this she tells me, &#8220;I can cash this for now you if you would like.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Um, OK.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>She apologized, &#8220;I know it is crazy, but this is the way we have to do it.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Then she asked to see my ID to make sure I was the person she just filled out the money order for. Really.<\/p>\n<p>And that is an example of how the USPS has reached its current level of efficiency. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last Saturday I had to send a package that needed to get there by Monday. Unluckily for me, Monday was Columbus day and the U.S. Post Offices were closed. No deliveries. But the clerk told me I could get a Monday &#8220;holiday&#8221; delivery by 3:00 pm. I took it. Well, the package didn&#8217;t get there. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=1286\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;USPS: model of efficiency&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-shenanigans"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}