A few weeks ago, Honeybun and I went to our favorite Chinese food restaurant. Well, my favorite. She doesn’t like Chinese food. At the end we opened our fortune cookies. I forget what mine said, but hers sounded ominous:
\n“You will soon be crossing the great waters.” <\/p>\n
That doesn’t sound promising. Crossing A great water sounds like it could be fun. Crossing THE great waters sounds like a final destination. <\/p>\n
OK. So one rogue fortune cookie shouldn’t get you down. Then this past Sunday we went to Breckenridge, Colorado for a family reunion with my Dad’s family. For lunch we went to another Chinese restaurant. At the end of the meal, Honeybun opened her fortune cookie and it said, “You will soon be crossing the great waters.” The same damn fortune! <\/p>\n
What sick bastard puts that in a fortune cookie…..twice! <\/p>\n
Stupid fortune cookies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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