{"id":188,"date":"2004-09-04T10:18:56","date_gmt":"2004-09-04T10:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=188"},"modified":"2008-09-08T00:22:56","modified_gmt":"2008-09-08T06:22:56","slug":"president-bush-insensitive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=188","title":{"rendered":"President Bush: Insensitive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>President Bush expressed his concern for the residents of Florida who are in the pathe of hurricane Frances. <a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=514&amp;e=1&amp;u=\/ap\/20040904\/ap_on_re_us\/hurricane_frances_florida\">He said<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve ordered teams to be in position to help the good people of that state&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The National Organization of Bad-people (NOOB) immediately condemned the remarks. NOOB Spokesbeing (the title Spokesperson is offensive to non-persons) Eustace Nutley issued the following statement:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Why do &#8220;good people&#8221; always receive assistance? Never bad people. I&#8217;m an ass and I demand respect! Bush is bad-person-phobic. We need a leader that will embrace his inner ass. NOOB demands an immediate congressional investigation into this adminstration&#8217;s anti-bad-person policies. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The ACLU immediately agreed to take up NOOB and Mr. Nutley&#8217;s cause. A lawsuit is expect to be filed right after the court house is rebuilt from the hurricane damage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>President Bush expressed his concern for the residents of Florida who are in the pathe of hurricane Frances. He said: &#8220;I&#8217;ve ordered teams to be in position to help the good people of that state&#8221; The National Organization of Bad-people (NOOB) immediately condemned the remarks. NOOB Spokesbeing (the title Spokesperson is offensive to non-persons) Eustace &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=188\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;President Bush: Insensitive&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}