{"id":243,"date":"2004-11-05T21:07:53","date_gmt":"2004-11-05T21:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=243"},"modified":"2008-09-08T00:11:12","modified_gmt":"2008-09-08T06:11:12","slug":"fortune-cookie-revisited","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=243","title":{"rendered":"Fortune cookie revisited"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Honeybun and I ordered Chinese food tonight. She got the same fortune again as she did twice <a href=\"http:\/\/semperjase.blogspot.com\/2004_07_01_semperjase_archive.html\">in July<\/a>. Doesn&#8217;t this sound ominous?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/199\/1455\/640\/fortune.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/199\/1455\/320\/fortune.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI ask again, what kind of sick bastard puts this in a fortune cookie? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hello.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" align=\"middle\" alt=\"Posted by Hello\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/pbh.gif\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honeybun and I ordered Chinese food tonight. She got the same fortune again as she did twice in July. Doesn&#8217;t this sound ominous? I ask again, what kind of sick bastard puts this in a fortune cookie?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[103],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-life","tag-fortune-cookie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}