{"id":322,"date":"2005-05-08T10:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-08T10:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=322"},"modified":"2006-02-11T22:10:41","modified_gmt":"2006-02-12T05:10:41","slug":"weird-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=322","title":{"rendered":"Weird headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"

Missing Vietnam Servicemen to Be Buried<\/a><\/strong>
\nHow do you bury someone who is missing?<\/p>\n

Iraq Finally Fills Six Cabinet Vacancies<\/a><\/strong>
\nApparently their Correll dishes arrived by mail order.<\/p>\n

Airports Not Rushing for Private Screeners<\/a><\/strong>
\nAiports is now rushing for the Cleveland Browns. Hopefully, Joseph Airports will get 1,000 yard season this year.<\/p>\n

U.S. stocks look to extend winning streak<\/a><\/strong>
\nStocks are now four games ahead of bonds in a strike-shortened season.<\/p>\n

Submarine Crash Could Have Been Avoided<\/a><\/strong>
\nGee, ya think?<\/p>\n

And finally, have you ever wondered how you date a photograph? Apparently it is more complicated than you would think according to a Reuters story<\/a>:<\/p>\n

This undated photo <\/strong>released by the U.S. Department of Defense shows the casket bearing the body of US Navy Machinist’s Mate Third Class Nathan Taylor being sent over the edge of the USN Aircraft Carrier USS Enterprise as US Navy Sailors conduct a Burial at Sea ceremony on May 19, 2004<\/strong>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m betting the photo was taken the day of the burial, but I’m just guessing there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Missing Vietnam Servicemen to Be Buried How do you bury someone who is missing? Iraq Finally Fills Six Cabinet Vacancies Apparently their Correll dishes arrived by mail order. Airports Not Rushing for Private Screeners Aiports is now rushing for the Cleveland Browns. Hopefully, Joseph Airports will get 1,000 yard season this year. U.S. stocks look … Continue reading “Weird headlines”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media-matters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}