{"id":325,"date":"2005-05-14T08:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-14T08:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=325"},"modified":"2006-02-11T22:07:05","modified_gmt":"2006-02-12T05:07:05","slug":"bathing-suits-and-bentleys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"Bathing suits and Bentleys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paris Hilton is going to star in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,156521,00.html\">Carl&#8217;s Jr. commercial<\/a>. (Carl&#8217;s Jr. is a fast-food chain in the west). She&#8217;ll be in a bathing suit slopping soap suds on a Bentley trying to convince young men to go buy a new type of spicy burger.<\/p>\n<p>Makes me want a Big Mac.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paris Hilton is going to star in a Carl&#8217;s Jr. commercial. (Carl&#8217;s Jr. is a fast-food chain in the west). She&#8217;ll be in a bathing suit slopping soap suds on a Bentley trying to convince young men to go buy a new type of spicy burger. Makes me want a Big Mac.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,15,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","category-spoiled-celebrities","category-strange-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}