{"id":368,"date":"2005-08-11T06:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-11T13:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=368"},"modified":"2006-02-11T19:27:13","modified_gmt":"2006-02-12T02:27:13","slug":"hey-you-dont-sell-amway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=368","title":{"rendered":"Hey! You don&#8217;t sell Amway!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The couple wanted for killing a prison guard during a jail break was <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20050811\/ap_on_re_us\/courthouse_shooting\">arrested early this moring<\/a>. Jennifer Hyatte ambushed two guards as they were leading her husband out of a court hearing in Kingston, Tennessee. One of the guards died during the escape.<\/p>\n<p>The couple was arrested after cab driver Mike Wagers told police where they were staying. He had driven them from Kentucky to a hotel in Ohio not realizing they were wanted. But something about their story made him suspicious.<\/p>\n<p>As they were driving, the fugitves told him they were going to an Amway convention. That was the give away. When asked about what raised his suspicion Wagers said, &#8220;they didn&#8217;t strike me as the Amway type because to be honest they weren&#8217;t very pushy about their product and I&#8217;ve dealt with them before so \u00e2\u20ac\u201d that was my only real suspicion.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What gave them away is that they weren&#8217;t obnoxious enough about selling Amway. The lesson here is that if you are trying to blend in, don&#8217;t pose as an Amway salesman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The couple wanted for killing a prison guard during a jail break was arrested early this moring. Jennifer Hyatte ambushed two guards as they were leading her husband out of a court hearing in Kingston, Tennessee. One of the guards died during the escape. The couple was arrested after cab driver Mike Wagers told police &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=368\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hey! You don&#8217;t sell Amway!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=368"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}