{"id":377,"date":"2005-08-25T15:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-25T22:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=377"},"modified":"2006-02-11T18:17:45","modified_gmt":"2006-02-12T01:17:45","slug":"that-must-have-been-painful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=377","title":{"rendered":"That must have been painful"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>News headline: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.9news.com\/acm_news.aspx?OSGNAME=KUSA&#038;IKOBJECTID=ee103a88-0abe-421a-0029-9e667778b5e9&#038;TEMPLATEID=b010ff41-ac1f-02c5-0009-00c014346932\">Jerry Seinfeld has third baby <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ouch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>News headline: Jerry Seinfeld has third baby Ouch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media-matters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}