{"id":416,"date":"2006-01-16T11:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-16T18:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=416"},"modified":"2006-02-11T17:10:24","modified_gmt":"2006-02-12T00:10:24","slug":"the-best-stories-are-the-ones-you-make-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=416","title":{"rendered":"The best stories are the ones you make up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I brought the flu back from New Mexico with me. What to do when you&#8217;re sick?<\/p>\n<p>A. Watch daytime TV.<br \/>\nB. Blog.<br \/>\nC. Drink IBC.<\/p>\n<p>Since A is worse than being sick, I&#8217;m going with B &#038; C. I&#8217;m pretty sure medical experts agree that IBC rootbeer shortens the duration of the flu by at least 3 to 4 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>As for blogging, I see the New York Times published <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/imagepages\/2006\/01\/14\/international\/worldspecial\/14cnd-afghan.ready.html\">a fake photo<\/a> today (hat tip <a href=\"http:\/\/powerlineblog.com\/archives\/012851.php\">Powerline Blog<\/a>). The caption claims to show the remains of a missile that destroyed from a home in Pakistan. This is supposedly the result of an airstrike from a Predator Drone the happened on January 13th that is getting protests from Pakistani citizens. <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;u=\/060114\/photos_wl_pc_afp\/0601140240166m57rb6n_photo4\">Yahoo News <\/a>changed their caption to claim it is &#8220;unexploded ordinance&#8221;. The catch here is that the attack was from a predator drone which doesn&#8217;t carry ordinance. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanthinker.com\/articles.php?article_id=5163\">American Thinker<\/a> has a through debunking of claim.<\/p>\n<p>Is this another case of &#8220;fake but accurate&#8221; reporting that CBS news invented with the forged Air National Guard memo?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I brought the flu back from New Mexico with me. What to do when you&#8217;re sick? A. Watch daytime TV. B. Blog. C. Drink IBC. Since A is worse than being sick, I&#8217;m going with B &#038; C. I&#8217;m pretty sure medical experts agree that IBC rootbeer shortens the duration of the flu &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=416\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The best stories are the ones you make up&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me","category-media-matters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}