{"id":446,"date":"2006-03-27T17:18:34","date_gmt":"2006-03-28T00:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=446"},"modified":"2006-03-27T17:34:20","modified_gmt":"2006-03-28T00:34:20","slug":"i-dont-even-like-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=446","title":{"rendered":"I don’t even like beer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
Guinness<\/strong><\/font>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n

(66<\/strong>% dark & bitter, 66<\/strong>% working class, 66<\/strong>% genuine)<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any “What Kind Of Beer Are You” test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world’s most famous brew, you’re genuine, you’ve got good taste, and you’re sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations?<\/p>\n

If your friends didn’t score the same way, get ready for them to say: Guinness is too heavy; it’s an acquired taste; it’s too serious<\/em>–and they probably think those things about you at times. But just brush ’em off. Everybody knows Guinness is the best. Cheers.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/em>:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
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\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 35%<\/strong> on dark<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 32%<\/strong> on workingclass<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\"free<\/a><\/td>\n\"free<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 27%<\/strong> on genuine<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Link: The If You Were A Beer Test<\/a> written by gwendolynbooks<\/a> on OkCupid Free Online Dating<\/a>, home of the 32-Type Dating Test<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Guinness\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 (66% dark & bitter, 66% working class, 66% genuine) \u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any “What Kind Of Beer Are You” test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world’s most famous brew, you’re genuine, you’ve got good taste, … Continue reading “I don’t even like beer”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}