{"id":61,"date":"2003-10-31T22:05:03","date_gmt":"2003-10-31T22:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=61"},"modified":"2003-10-31T22:05:03","modified_gmt":"2003-10-31T22:05:03","slug":"ah-man-raisins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"Ah man! Raisins?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when you were trick-or-treating as a kid? There was always one old lady who would put <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,101746,00.html\">&#8220;healthy&#8221; treats<\/a> like small boxes of raisins in your bag (I usually had a pillow case and envied those kids who had the plastic pumpkin with the handle).<\/p>\n<p>It turns out that some of those treats can be worse for kids because they still have sugar and stick to teeth longer than chocolate does. <\/p>\n<p>So there. Just give out the chocolate. Or Sweetarts. (mmm. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nestlesweetarts.com\/indexFlash.asp\">Sweetarts<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when you were trick-or-treating as a kid? There was always one old lady who would put &#8220;healthy&#8221; treats like small boxes of raisins in your bag (I usually had a pillow case and envied those kids who had the plastic pumpkin with the handle). It turns out that some of those treats can be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=61\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ah man! Raisins?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}