{"id":623,"date":"2008-04-21T20:57:51","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T03:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=623"},"modified":"2008-04-21T21:03:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T04:03:00","slug":"reasons-i-dont-wear-a-goatee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=623","title":{"rendered":"Reasons I don&#8217;t wear a goatee"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Honeybun doesn&#8217;t like facial hair on me<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m starting to get gray hair on my chin<\/li>\n<li>It would make me look too much like Dave Navarro and I don&#8217;t want confused fans to ask me for his autograph &#8211; again<\/li>\n<li>Two words &#8211; &#8220;booger trap&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Itch factor<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honeybun doesn&#8217;t like facial hair on me I&#8217;m starting to get gray hair on my chin It would make me look too much like Dave Navarro and I don&#8217;t want confused fans to ask me for his autograph &#8211; again Two words &#8211; &#8220;booger trap&#8221; Itch factor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/623\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}