{"id":931,"date":"2009-08-14T22:38:25","date_gmt":"2009-08-15T04:38:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=931"},"modified":"2009-08-14T22:39:08","modified_gmt":"2009-08-15T04:39:08","slug":"zombies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=931","title":{"rendered":"Zombies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My <a href=\"http:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=756\">2009 predictions<\/a> included this tidbit:<\/p>\n<p>3. The zombie invasion will finally be launched from the Midwest and will explain why dead people have been voting in Chicago for so long (sleeper cells).<\/p>\n<p>I still have a few months remaining for this to come true (but who says it hasn&#8217;t come true already?). There is good news about zombie attacks though. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/wiredscience\/2009\/08\/zombies\/\">Canadian researchers have come up with a mathematical model<\/a> suggesting it is possible to repel a zombie attack. They say the key is \u201chit hard and hit often.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Now I know Canadians have the most experience with zombies. Canada is infested with them. But really, did we need Canadian researchers to tell us this? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 2009 predictions included this tidbit: 3. The zombie invasion will finally be launched from the Midwest and will explain why dead people have been voting in Chicago for so long (sleeper cells). I still have a few months remaining for this to come true (but who says it hasn&#8217;t come true already?). There is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/?p=931\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Zombies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[156],"class_list":["post-931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-strange-people","tag-zombies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=931"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/931\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/semperjase.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}