We appreciate you (kind of).

I went to a “take and bake” pizza place yesterday. You buy your unbaked pizza there and bake it at home. Included with the pizza was a flier that announced their customer appreciation days were coming up.

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Now if you examine the flier, it really doesn’t seem to be a positive message. They are going to appreciate their customers for seven days only. I’m not sure exactly how they are going to treat their customers after September 20th, but apparently it won’t be with appreciation.

Really. Who comes up with this stuff?