NFL Commissioner

The NFL has “stepped up” its search for a commissioner to replace Paul Tagliabue.

Let me take this opportunity to announce my candidacy for NFL Commissioner. If offered the position I will make a few changes:

  1. The Denver Broncos will be allowed to use 12 players on the field.
  2. Dallas Cowboy uniforms will include a tutu.
  3. Any player who fails a drug test will immediately be given the offer of a contract extension with the Oakland Raiders. (In practice this already happens but I’ll just make it official).

Commissioner Jason. I like the sound of that.

  • Keith

    That's' funny! (And what's with the "Add these numbers" while posting a comment? haha)

  • Keith

    That's' funny!

    (And what's with the "Add these numbers" while posting a comment? haha)

  • Keith

    That’s’ funny!

    (And what’s with the “Add these numbers” while posting a comment? haha)

  • Keith

    That’s’ funny!

    (And what’s with the “Add these numbers” while posting a comment? haha)