A school in Pennsylvania is threatening to suspend a student for giving some chewing gum to a classmate.
Your probably thinking that this isn’t the 1950’s. Gum sharing isn’t that big a deal nowdays. You’re right, unless it violates the zero tolerance policy on drugs. You see the gum that the student was sharing was Jolt gum and contains the “stimulant” caffeine! AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
The question is, why do we let “educators” teach children when they demonstrate they have no ability to use reason?
(hat tip: Nobody’s Business via Overlawyered)